Morgana Laveau - My Shrunken Nephew

Morgana Laveau - My Shrunken Nephew

As I poured my cereal, my sister's frantic voice echoed in my ear. She warned me that their son and his friends had been shrunken by an invention of his. Shit! I told her I'd keep an eye out for them and stay put in the kitchen. After hanging up, I couldn't help but feel anxious about what might happen next. While eating my cereal, my mind wandered to the tiny beings wandering around my house, helpless and vulnerable. I imagined them trying to avoid my huge feet as I went about my day. It must be awful, I thought, trying not to salivate at the thought of their tiny, helpless forms. Suddenly, I heard something strange. It sounded like muffled sobs coming from inside my mouth. Before I knew it, two of his friends were stuck on my tongue, struggling feebly against my powerful grip. I removed them from my mouth, stunned and horrified at what I'd just done. Then came the realization that I was about to devour my own nephew. I couldn't believe it! I told him to look inside my mouth for the others, but there was no luck. Desperate, I came up with a plan - I'd stick him in my ass until they came out. The next day, when I woke up, my nephew told me there was still no sign of the others. They must have been lost forever. I didn't know how to tell their parents. I tried to console him, promising that I would do everything in my power to find them. But the truth was, I had no idea how to bring them back. For now, he would have to stay in my ass until my sister found a way to reverse his condition. I couldn't bear the thought of him being alone in there, so I talked to him as if he were still outside, trying to make him feel less afraid. In the meantime, I'd keep an eye out for any sign of the others, hoping against hope that they were still out there somewhere.