Alyssa Reece - No One Breaks Up With Me

My little boyfriend tells me that he wants to break up with me. i don’t think so. no one breaks up with me. especially not my tiny 2 inch boyfriend. i tell him that maybe he is right and that we should part ways, but not in the way he had in mind. he said that he wants to end our relationship but i would rather just end him. how should i get rid of the little fucker?