Kinkydomkitty - Unaware On The Phone
So me and my friend maria recently went out and got dinner at a nice mexican restraunt. an now i litterally cannot stop farting and going to the bathroom! i’ve gone through 3 rolls of toilet paper and now i have none! i have no idea where my tiny roomate is but i need him to go out and get me some toilet paper and pepto bismol so i can stop this madness! i call the doctor and she thinks i may have food poisoning! my asshole feels like a damn fire hose, an my farts are possibly the worst they have ever been! the mix of tacos and food poisoning is not a good mix! i honestly feel bad for both my toilet and my seat! i can’t even wear any underwear or pants because i ruined the pair i had on before! there so wet and gross! it’s just terrible!
